CAMIROSE asked:


Miss Piggy Quotes

Has anyone even come close to the wit and wisdom of Miss Piggy? Read and enjoy some of the finest Miss Piggy quotes.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Too much exercise can damage your health.

There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds.

Never wash your hair with anything you’d hesitate to eat or drink.

Moi’s hair has natural curls. So does my tail.

I, moiself, have always enjoyed a good scrimmage.

Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?

I am waiting for a really strong and meaningful female pig role.

I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out.

All my scenes are my own. A double? Impossible! I am unique.

When I go to the dentist, I don’t ask him to tell me what he knows about the Edict of Aunts or why Charlemagne Boneparte lost the Battle of Honeydew to the Melons.

I hereby issue a writ of hocus-pocus.

Redemnify this convertible debenture and put white sidewalls on it and shine its coupons.

What are awards? Mere baubles, mere bagatelles, mere Brussel sprouts. I give no thought.

This, you see, is my ultimate ambition – to live a simple life with the frog I love.

The Oscar – is that what they call it? – means nothing to me. After all, one does not labor to shape one’s craft just for some tacky statuette that looks like a hood ornament from an old DeSoto.

I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.

Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.

Electrolux! I have found it! The anti to my dote!

Technologie, moi must admit, is not moi’s cup of java.

There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, - how can I put it? – true glamorositude.

Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent.

The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.

What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?

Whenever possible, avoid airlines which have anyone’s first name in their titles, like Bob’s International Airline of Air Fred.

You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.

There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.

As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate.

Express your feelings all the time unless you’re trying to hide something.

CLAY

Keri asked:


So I fly from SLC to MIA and connect in DFW. The first morning I was running late and paid $50 to reschedule for a later flight. The later flight gets into DFW late by 15 minutes but out connection doesn’t leave for another 10,so the crew at the desk said they were holding the flight and that if we hurried we’d make the flight. So we run from terminal A to C and as we get there they close the ramp on us and said the plane left and they gave our seats away. So I was totally pissed about that and AA refunded the $50. So on our return from MIA the pilots are 90 minutes late! We had a 95 minute layover in DFW so we know we would be on the rush again. When we get to DFW they say hurry they’re holding the flight. As we get their they close the door on us and walk the 2 people that took our seats down the ramp! SO after throwing a fit the rude desk guy put me on the next Delta flight. So AA offers me a $200 coupon, they really screwed up more than $200 should I try and get more out of them?

NELSON

jes asked:


… $2million in bonds outstanding with a coupon rate interest rate of 8 percent. Albatross has 30,000 shares of preffered stock outstanding which pays a $2 annual dividend. there are 100,000 shares of common stock outstanding. revenues for the firm are $8 million and the firm is in the 40% corporate income tax bracket.

compute albatross’ degree of operating leverage, compute its degree of financial leverage, compute its degree of combined leverage and interpret this value.

MERRILL

Jeff W asked:


I am planning on quitting my job with US Airways however I am needing to travel to visit my parents in MT which is not serviced by US Airways. I am planning on traveling on another airline using ZED coupons I will purchase before quitting. I plan to hang on to my badge after I quit at least until I get back. Will I still be able to travel even though technically I am not employed with US Airways anymore?

AVERY

Just a Girl asked:


I need to take a trip to NJ/DE from Friday, November 20 until Monday, November 23 or Tuesday, November 24. The flight needs to leave no sooner than 4pm on Friday because I cannot skip my law school classes that day. I’m flying from ATL and will go to JFK or LGA (or even any of the smaller ones in that vicinity—Philly and Baltimore are too far).

I tried looking on all the “coupon” websites, but the promo codes are all expired. I also tried Orbitz, Travelocity, etc, but I can’t find anything lower than $270. (I know that sounds cheap, but I’m on a tight budget and will need to rent a car as well.)

I really need to find a good deal because I’m going to visit my brother whose infant son just died. I could really use some help. Any ideas?

The first person who gives me a promo code that works, OR finds me a flight for less than $200 (including taxes and fees) gets 10 points!

GENE

trey81williams asked:


I have a SW airlines coupon for 20% off ticket price. Ebay denied my listing so where else can I sell it? It expires 10/31/09

TYSON

Steph asked:


I am going to Houston (IAH) from Detroit (DTW) March 4 to March 15. I am looking for any possible coupon codes that can get me a little more than a few bucks off. I am only a college student so all the money I save is helpful. Please let me know, thanks!

ELWOOD

Robert M asked:


What if I already booked a ticket on an airline but I have a coupon to use and I didn’t use it when I made my reservation? Could I still use it?

DONNIE

Jared S asked:


Albatross Airline’s fixed operating costs are $5.8 million, and its variable cost ratio is 0.20. The firm has$2 million in bonds outstanding with a coupon interest rate of 8 percent. Albatross has 30,000 shares of preferred stock outstanding, which pays a $2 annual dividend? There are 100,000 shares of common stock outstanding. Revenues for the firm are $8 million, and the firm is in the 40 percent corporate income tax bracket.

a. Compute Albatross’ degree of operating leverage.

b. Compute its degree of financial leverage.

c. Compute its degree of combined leverage and interpret this value.

Need some help quickly. Thanks.

STACEY

AJ asked:


Where do you type in coupon or promotion codes on priceline.com????? I can’t find a box anywhere….. stupid airlines.

CESAR